Kitty Porn

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This is wrongs on so many levels. It makeses me wants to hack up furballs.

Dogs...Eww. :(

Image via WikipediaToday I heard a dog outside my window. Its was barksin' so louds. Doesn't dogses knows how obnoxious dats is? So I runs and gits under Momma's blankits. I'm nots a scaredy cat, but I jist don't likes dogses. Some catses play with dogses. I think theys weird catses.

Image by Nordlichter4 via Flickrtoday i been napsin wiff my mom all day

i been napsin even win she not napsin

why duz day calls it cat naps when peopulz doos it too?

What Matters to Cats

I am going to blog about what matters to ME. I'm a cat. My name is Miss Stumples. And no one seems to understand me, so I'm going to try to attend to that matter. 



It's high time someone makes a blog by cats and for cats. So I intend to dictate to Mom and have her type for me. Last time I tried to type it myself, my paws got wedged between a couple of keys and I ended up dragging the keyboard halfway across the room. This...is not okay with me.

So for now I will paws to take a nap, but be expecting you'll have more of my opinions to read soon, because I'm pretty meowthy and have lots to say.